Review: Kong

I came face-to-face with the king of the jungle… and it is a beast!

Doc Johnson’s Kong is a realistic, light beige, rubber dildo that is 10″ long and 2.25″ thick!! It comes with a red pouch to store when you need to take a break ;P As the description states, this pornstar-replica looks (and feels!) very realistic.  It has bulging green veins, textured skin and even a jungle of a bush! Personally, I prefer my toys without pubes, but it does completes the  ‘realistic’ look. (I was plotting to chop it all off, but then I remembered how my childhood Barbie looked like after I tried to give her a haircut/makeover… and it was not pretty. It looked something like this. Maybe when I am bored/patient, I will tweeze them all off instead…) In the meantime, my quick-fix for Mr. Kong to keep that mane tame is with a bobby pin.

I must admit that this is by far the biggest dildo I have ever owned.  I almost doubted and questioned what I have gotten myself into when I first opened the package. When I finally mustered up the courage to get Kong in, I slicked him up and slowly introduced him into my pussy, beginning with his bulbous head. The first time first few times of slow prodding to get me acquainted did not feel pleasing to me. I was more preoccupied of a new sensation. Girth. Kong stretches me out, fills me up and pokes on my cervix. I love the satisfaction the Kong gives me with it’s girth. I usually prefer going slow and deep, unless it’s on like donkeykong ;P I come every time with me fighting my own self to not squeeze Kong out.

I am still a curious beginner. I am pleased at my accomplishment of overcoming this sex toy through the front door, but I am still terrified (with even just the thought) of putting this monster through the back.  Now I must muster up some more courage for anal, lol. If you are feeling brave and exploring for something new to fill you in,  the king-size Kong is long, wide and a porn star in the palm of your hand 🙂


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