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Review: Kong

alovelyaphrodite — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 23:20:54 +0000

I came face-to-face with the king of the jungle… and it is a beast!

Doc Johnson’s Kong" target="_blank">Kong is a realistic, light beige, rubber dildo that is 10″ long and 2.25″ thick!! It comes with a red pouch to store when you need to take a break ;P As the description states, this pornstar-replica looks (and feels!) very realistic. It has bulging green veins, textured skin and even a jungle of a bush! Personally, I prefer my toys without pubes, but it does completes the ‘realistic’ look. (I was plotting to chop it all off, but then I remembered how my childhood Barbie looked like after I tried to give her a haircut/makeover… and it was not pretty. It looked something like this. Maybe when I am bored/patient, I will tweeze them all off instead…) In the meantime, my quick-fix for Mr. Kong to keep that mane tame is with a bobby pin.

I must admit that this is by far the biggest dildo I have ever owned. I almost doubted and questioned what I have gotten myself into when I first opened the package. When I finally mustered up the courage to get Kong in, I slicked him up and slowly introduced him into my pussy, beginning with his bulbous head. The first time first few times of slow prodding to get me acquainted did not feel pleasing to me. I was more preoccupied of a new sensation. Girth. Kong stretches me out, fills me up and pokes on my cervix. I love the satisfaction the Kong gives me with it’s girth. I usually prefer going slow and deep, unless it’s on like donkeykong ;P I come every time with me fighting my own self to not squeeze Kong out.

I am still a curious beginner. I am pleased at my accomplishment of overcoming this sex toy through the front door, but I am still terrified (with even just the thought) of putting this monster through the back. Now I must muster up some more courage for anal, lol. If you are feeling brave and exploring for something new to fill you in, the king-size Kong is long, wide and a porn star in the palm of your hand

Feeling a tad jealous…

alovelyaphrodite — Fri, 08 Oct 2010 20:25:38 +0000

With all this buzz (metaphorically & literally) about the Jimmy Jane Form 3, I’m feeling a tad jealous that I don’t my hands on one yet *hmph* Not to worries though… you will be mine!! *sly smile*

It’s different, innovative and have received rave reviews! Now, I love the feeling of touching myself, but with this, I can see that this takes it up another level. I can still have the same love of my touch, but you can say… enhanced I can already see the pleasure possibilities! Thinking about it makes me excited!

If you’re out of the loop like me, I suggested you check out this vibrator and find out for yourself what all the buzz is about!

Pleasurists #98

alovelyaphrodite — Fri, 08 Oct 2010 19:59:50 +0000

Reach Out by Vampirainbow

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Editor’s Pick

Product Review: BonBon by Liberator by Rayne

I love this thing. Love it.

The first time I used the BonBon was an amazing experience. It’s almost the perfect height, and holds most toys at exactly the right angle (except Tantus’s Curve, apparently… I couldn’t get comfortable when I attempted to ride the Curve.). And it took a serious amount of self control to hold off an orgasm completely unaided by fingers or vibration. This is huge for me, and I think it’ll help me to figure out a position in which I can orgasm during sex with M.

Note: A long but easy to read review that made me want to try BonBon. I especially love the first image of the matching Vixen Randy stuck into the BonBon. Simply gorgeous!

Editor

Scarlet Lotus St. Syr

On to the reviews…

Vibrators

The Eroscillator by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr
Pirates Pendant by Lucid Obsession
Mini Wanachi by Red Vinyl Kitty
LELO Nea by Mistress Kay
Power Bullet Breeze by Lucid Obsession
Sassy Swirl Squiggle by Mistress Kay
LELO Siri by Rayne
Liberte 1 by Jessie Beth
LELO Mona by Mistress Kay
Blue Venus by Beauty
We-Vibe II by Mystress Lady Evyl
Sqweel by Elodie
Toyfriends by Epiphora
Hummingbird by LiquidFyre
C-Spot by Beauty
Clit Tingler Climax Rabbit by Cella

Dildos

Sh! Whirly Girly 2 Glow by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr
Vamp Greta by Dangerous Lilly
njoy Pure Wand by buzzvibe
Vixen Creations Johnny by Sammi
LELO Ella by Missy
Vixen Creations Spur by Adriana

Anal Toys

Aneros MGX by Kate
Don Juan by Femenina Deliciosa
Tantus Dipper by Isabel0329
Deluxe Anal Douche by Femenina Deliciosa

Toys for Cocks

Hotmilk by The Bedroom Blogger

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

BDSM/Fetish

Lover’s Bondage Kit by Mistress Kay
Fetish Fantasy Spread-Eagle Sling by Missy
Sexy Suction Cuffs by Mistress Kay
LELO Intima by Rayne

Adult Books/Games

Sex Tips from a Dominatrix by Mistress Kay
Going Down: The Official Guide to Cunnilingus by Aurore
Healing Sex by Kynky Kytty
Sex Toys 101 by buzzvibe
Touch Me by Lucid Obsession
Moregasm by Elodie
Moregasm by Femenina Deliciosa

Adult DVDs & Porn

Sex Furniture

Liberator BonBon by Rayne

Miscellaneous

Pleasurists #96

alovelyaphrodite — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 01:09:46 +0000

PEEL by MackTheDeuce

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Scarlet Lotus St. Syr

On to the reviews…

Vibrators

Fun Factory Ellove by Isabel0329

Wow No. 1 by buzzvibe

LELO Siri by Dr. Ruthie

Bullet Bunny by buzzvibe

Bullet Bunny by Elodie

The C-Spot by buzzvibe

Tybo Europa by Mistress Kay

Dildos

Bumpy Spiral by Lucid Obsession

Pleasure Toys Glass Dildos by Marilyn

Tantus Vamp by Essin’ Em

Tantus Buzz by Mistress Kay

Vixen Creations Mistress by Marilyn

Basix Suction Cup Dildo by Lucid Obsession

Vamp Talula Gen II by Femenina Deliciosa

Soju Sugar by Femenina Deliciosa

Anal Toys

Deluxe Anal Douche by Jessie Beth

Don Juan by Kate

Bona Dea by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew

Toys for Cocks

Fleshlight Girls Katsuni Lotus Texture by Mistress Kay

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

Cookie Dough Body Spray by Mistress Kay

Wet Together by Harley Park

Lust Dust by Lucy Lemonade

BDSM/Fetish

Beaded Metal Flogger by Mistress Kay

Sportsheets Neck & Wrist Restraints by Kit O’Connell

Tantus Beginner Ball Gag by Elodie

Adult Books/Games

Moregasm by Evil Poptart

Position of the Day by Jessie Beth

Position of the Day Playbook by Lucid Obsession

Orgasmic by The Porn Librarian

Naughty Cakes Cookbook by Mistress Kay

The Big Book of Sex Toys by Lucy Lemonade

Virtuoso Lover by Joanna Cake

Adult DVDs & Porn

Forbidden Lust by FrzKey

Super Lesbos 3 by J.D. Bauchery

Samantha Woodley – An Exemplary Student by FrzKey

Desperate Husbands by The Porn Librarian

DNA Hunter Vol 1 by FrzKey

An Open Invitation: A Real Swinger’s Party by Sea of Neptune

Miscellaneous

Clone-a-Willy Kit by True Pleasures

Clone-a-Willy Kit by Evil Poptart

$ex Appeal $ells – A|X

alovelyaphrodite — Sat, 18 Sep 2010 06:07:50 +0000

And it’s in 3D if you have the glasses. (Out of stock in mail. Pick up a free pair at participating stores.)

Lady Gaga Sues Pipedream Products

alovelyaphrodite — Sat, 18 Sep 2010 04:45:43 +0000

GaGa’s people apparently said the doll was a copyright infringement on the star.

Source

Rideeeee It

alovelyaphrodite — Fri, 17 Sep 2010 05:43:53 +0000

As I sat in a bar/lounge on a slow night, the DJ played this song with the music video to accompany on their flat screens. It was my first time seeing it and I was practically glued onto the screen! We could all learn a thing or two from Ciara.

She’s got some sexy seduction moves! And she’s one toned woman!

Pleasurists #95

alovelyaphrodite — Thu, 16 Sep 2010 02:01:12 +0000

via ruero

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Editor’s Pick

LELO Siri and my clitoris: A love story by Quizzical Pussy

I’d been wanting to try a LELO toy for some time. They have a reputation for being elegant, clever, and oh-so luxurious. Actually, though, I kind of also think of LELO as the IKEA of the sex toy world: the caps lock, the funny sparse-but-exotic product names (pop quiz: tell me which of these are sex toys and which are furniture: Odda, Noga, Ina, Nea, Agne, Mona, Malma) the simple lines and bright colors.

On to the reviews…

Vibrators

LELO Siri by Juliettia
LELO Siri by Quizzical Pussy
LELO Siri by Epiphora
Jimmyjane Form 3 by Pretty Power Tools
Jimmyjane Form 3 by Amber from Scarlet’s Letter
Couture Collection Calypso 1 by True Pleasures
Luv Touch Flexa Pleaser by buzzvibe
Blue Venus by Red Vinyl Kitty
Blueberry Buzz by Toxic Cupcake
Blueberry Buzz by buzzvibe
Vida Lussuria by Mistress Kay
Love Lips by Mistress Arabella
Elastomer Rabbit Habit by Kate
LELO Ina by Toy With Me
L’Amour by Pretty Power Tools

Dildos

Anal Toys

Tantus Little Flirt by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew

Toys for Cocks

Pirates Pleasure Ring for Couples by Mistress Kay

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

BDSM/Fetish

Adult Books/Games

Adult DVDs & Porn

Lingerie

Miscellaneous

Afterglow Toy Tissues by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr
Night of Romance Kit by Lucid Obsession
LELO Luna Beads by Mistress Kay
A Chap’s Stick by Mistress Arabella
SinFive Emigi by Rayne

Bullet Bunny Giveaway from Sleeping in The Wet Spot

alovelyaphrodite — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 18:21:25 +0000

Bullet Bunny Giveaway from Sleeping in the Wet Spot.

Enter here. Ends August 30, 2010 @ 11:59 PM EST.

Pleasurists #92

alovelyaphrodite — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 16:35:04 +0000

Abandoned Nude 4 by tiago13pereira

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It’s raining Tickle gift cards! Deadline: August 27th after the Twitter party.
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Fetish Fantasy Ultra Cuff Set Deadline: August 31st.
100th Post Giveaway Deadline: August 31st @ 11:59pm Central.
Add Some Sizzle to Your Summer Deadline: August 31st.
11:11 Designer Condom Cases Deadline: September 30th.

Editor’s Pick

Jackin’ Good Time by Sex Pistil

Trust me guys, once you go Jack Jelly, you will never want to go back. Its a non-oily, self warming lubricant, which feels like your very own precum. There are so many pros I don’t know where to start.

Editor

Scarlet Lotus St. Syr

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Vibrators